Leave it to Beaver

This has nothing to do with anything but does anyone else wonder why Ariel Sharon's coma has fallen off the face of the news? What the hell?
Okay...now that that's out of the way, I've been very domestic lately. Said and I have settled into wife and husband roles. He breaks things (trying to fix them) and I burn food (trying to cook it). It's to the point where I hear him with his hammer, power tools and screw-driver and I get nervous but I settle back and let him do his thing. The other day I heard something break and he had this very frustrated look on his face. I left Said alone but after I saw what he'd done, he did the whole thing backwards. I got upset but what could I do? He was already irritated enough - so I didn't wanna make it worse (me being the good little wifey). See, I know we're in the honeymoon phase because I can see how this whole thing would play out with my parents.

My mom: YAM CHAHARA - KASARTA (translation - yelling - just kill me now... you broke it)
My dad: All you know how to do is yell and tell people what to do.
My mom: (trying to take the hammer/screwdriver/powertool/paintbrush/fork away from my dad and try to do it herself) Well, you certainly don't know how to do this. Get out of the way.
My dad: (speechless - goes to wash his hands defeated)
My mom: (breaks it worse)

See, I know eventually we might be like this... hopefully not, but they do say girls turn into their mothers. Watch out Said, that's all I can say. Watch out.